I'm going to be honest, I'm not fond of the taste of real watermelon. It turns out, however, that I do like fake watermelons – decorations such as this one above by Alison at How Does She. It turns out that it's National Watermelon Month, and I think we should celebrate. I like the kinda cattywompus slats and flower. I'm kinda cattywompus too, so I can relate. Visit here for the tutorial.